Fuck Ukraine with its joker president. Fuck Russia with its Nazi president. Fuck Britain with its clowns. I am my own country, the republican freehold of microman, a country with a population emphatically of one, and a gross domestic product of exactly zero. Yes, that's right - I am my own country, a country moreover, as its etymology suggests, from Latin contra meaning against, that is against the world, against the shitshow, against the circus, and against the rigmarol. A country whose flag is a cloud, and whose national anthem is the yaffle of the green woodpecker. I am my own country. Perhaps you should be too.
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